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The Holderness family is back with their Christmas jammies, America 


You know those letters you get toward the end of the year from relatives or family companions you haven't found in a while, describing all the colossal things they've done that year?

All things considered, this is the video variant of that, and from a family you just know from the Internet.

The most recent occasion video from the Holderness Family — who is known for their amped-up, cheddar ified adaptations of pop melodies — is set to the tune of Kendrick Lamar's "i." It indicates Christmas festivities around the globe — and includes loads of mythical person themed night wear (which may sound commonplace in case you're knowledgeable in Holderness recordings). Set yourself up.

One of the highlights: They recall that time that SNL ridiculed

Funny images that make you laugh non stop
From clothing to hairstyles, fashion changes each year. There’s always new trendy looks that everybody would desire, and appealing haircut is one the factors that will make you look WOW! Well some people took their haircuts to a whole new level like these 22 most awesome and hilarious haircuts ever.

A loved-up couple who were photographed having sex on a moving motorbike were caught after the picture went viral.

Police tracked down the pair after a shocked passerby spotted them travelling along a public highway in Goa, India.

The picture appears to show the man dressed only in a T-shirt and a pair of socks.



The picture, which was posted on Facebook by MP Vishnu Surya Wagh, a member of the Bharatiya Janata Party, said: "Have sex riding a bike ... No one will stop you ... This is Goa ... This broad daylight sex show took place right on the Mandovi bridge on Sunday afternoon.

"Not a single policeman on the way to stop them. A passer-by happened to click this picture. What do you have to say?"

But after the picture went viral, police swung into action to track down the owner of the bike, which turned out to be a rental firm that said it had rented it to a couple from the Indian state of Madhya Pradesh.

When questioned by police, they admitted to riding indecently on the bike in the southern Indian state of Goa, a beach destination popular with tourists.

The couple were fined 1,000 Rs (£10) by the Goa police.

The incredible moment police smash their way into a woman's sinking BMW with a rock and drag her to safety seconds before she runs out of air and the car plunges to the bottom of the sea

A woman is extremely lucky to be alive after her car drove off a rock wall of a car park into a New Zealand harbour and immediately began sinking at a frightening speed.
The petrified woman was squashed up against the rear window as the front end of the BMW was rapidly submerging into the Waitemata Harbour in Auckland at 3pm on Tuesday.
Fortunately witnesses called emergency services as quick-thinking policemen arrived and sprung straight into action by jumping into the water.

The officers and a bystander couldn't open the doors so one officer attempted to smash the window with a baton with no luck.
Once it became clear that it was not going to penetrate through the glass another officer was handed a rock and managed to shatter the rear window.
The relieved woman was then pulled to safety by the two heroic policemen.
The two officers who saved the woman's life - Paul Watts and Simon Russell - have described the dangerous rescue, and revealed they believe she could have been less than a minute away from drowning.

'When we entered the water, I was talking to one of the (members of the public) who was trying to balance the vehicle and he said he was looking for a rock to try and smash the window,' Mr Russell told the New Zealand Herald.
He said once his baton failed he successfully broke through the window with a rock, but by this time the car was sinking at a rapid rate.
'At that time the car actually started to move very fast into the water. I was trying to hold the car, slowing it down from entering the water,' Mr Russell said.
Mr Watts and Mr Russell then managed to pull the woman from the car to safety, but said they got her out just in time.

'It was pretty close, probably 30 or 40 seconds after we managed to get the female out of the car, the car was already slipping further into the water,' Mr Watts said.
'I'd say she'd probably only had maximum probably another minute, minute-and-a-half if she hadn't got out,' he told the NZ Herald.
Mr Watts described the dramatic rescue as 'pretty much part of a routine job being a police officer' in another interview, saying the whole operation only took about 40 seconds. The car was fully submerged just a minute after the woman was freed from it.

Mum uses makeup app on her seven-week-old son with unsettling yet hilarious results

There's something very weird about seeing a newborn wearing more makeup than Kim Kardashian at an award ceremony

Putting real makeup on a baby is a no no - so it's only thanks to the wonders of modern technology that we can see what a newborn looks like in full lippy, eye makeup and blusher.

A new mum used the YouCam Makeup - Makeover Studio app on her phone to give her 7-week-old son a variety of dramatic virtual makeovers.

She said: "I intentionally take/use photos of him pulling faces and gurning because I live to amuse myself."

Are eggs the secret of a long life? 6 odd tips from 100-year-olds

Milly Smith, an 100-year-old Mancunian, has revealed the secret of long life – playing bingo.

That, and doing jigsaw puzzles.

But what do other centenarians believe is behind their long run of cheating the Reaper?

Here’s a few ideas…

‘Don’t have sex’

Jessie Gallan, 109, the oldest woman in Scotland, says, ‘My secret to a long life has been staying away from men. They’re just more trouble than they’re worth.

‘I also made sure that I got plenty of exercise, eat a nice warm bowl of porridge every morning and have never gotten married.’

Get lots of sleep

The world’s oldest living person is about to turn 117 – and has revealed that her long life is due to getting eight hours sleep per night.

Oh, and eating sushi (Misao Okawa being Japanese, of course).

Don’t drink

Sakari Momoi, 112, the world’s oldest living man, says, ‘I do not know the secret of my long life. I used to always exercise, eat in moderation and never consumed alcohol.’

Eat lots of eggs

Europe’s oldest person, Emma Morano, says the secret of her long life is eating three eggs per day.

Be nice

116-year-old Gertrude Weaver of the U.S. says the secret is simply being nice, ‘Treat people right and be nice.’

Kandal Province: two, grandmother and granddaughter walk across the street while a young man was riding a motorcycle opened fire early ultrafully hit the two caused minor injuries and both sides.

The incident occurred on February 14, 2015, at 18 and 30 minutes on Route 21 police Inspectorate point Koh Thom district in Kampong Svay commune, Kandal province.

According to witness around the scene, said the cause that made the above danger occurred because the fastest motorcycle not careful and do not open fire invisible ultra-crash.

Competence, according to an old polish, female, 76, suffered minor injuries scrapes right-hand portion granddaughter called frequency 14-year-old female student injured right leg broken 02 rods were taken to hospital Phnom Penh. The same official said that the two above as living in the villages. The youth the motorcyclist named Colonel 16-year-old male student suffered minor injuries.

According to witnesses at the scene, said that before the incident, they saw two victims grandmother and granddaughter to cross route 21 in the direction from west to east. While the point of a young man on a motorcycle brand corner threw the old blue plate number 1.AB.3737 traveling in the direction from the south to the north, is also ultra-crash victims who are walking across the road above it.

After the shooting skills to the scene measuring motor and save at the Police Inspection to wait deal next time.